Overly dramatic reviews of both new AND classic movies

  • TITANIC 1997 Movie Review – Is It Worth Watching?

    I’ll tell you what I liked about Titanic. It was big. I just could not see myself being interested in ever watching this movie if the boat was not big. Oooh here Dis Drawma Kingg has an idea for a movie: two people fall in love on a medium-sized boat. Do you think you’d buy a ticket to that? Anyways, let’s dissect the 1997 film known as TITANIC.

    Do you ever feel like you’re lucky ’cause you win some tickets, but they turn out to be tickets to death?! I’m like 11% sure David Lynch directed this, so do you think any of the characters realize they’re on a boat, or is it just like some kind of surreal dream? This is a prequel to the 1996 movie The Phantom, right? Why doesn’t Billy Zane put on his Phantom costume in a single scene in a movie that’s over three hours long?  

    Sidenote: Watching Titanic made me finally understand the poetry of the song I’m on a Boat by The Lonely Island featuring T-Pain. It’s interesting because he’s ON it. Halfway through the romance movie, it shapeshifts into nautical horror! I somehow didn’t fully grasp how scary this movie was going to be (yes this is the first time I ever saw it). After they hit the ice, I’m thinking it’s going to be a time-travel movie. The time travel never comes. That’s what made it REALLY scary!

    Is It Worth Watching?: Definitely! I was expecting an average or bad movie, but it was a great movie!

    Final Thoughts: I would give it somewhere around an 8 or a 9 out of 10 Crowns. The film is gripping because it activates your fundamental instincts of human survival. I was absolutely wrong my whole life thinking that watching Titanic would be a waste of my time. This was the kind of emotional roller coaster Dis Drawma Kingg regularly seeks out for fantastic movie experiences! 

  • ANACONDA 2025 Movie Review – Is It Worth Watching?

    Would you put your face right next to a large snake if your best friend asked you to do so? Would you move to Los Angeles with your bestie to make movies together? Anaconda 2025 wasn’t really about snakes being all snakey and stuff. This was a movie about two things: friendship, and taking risks to do the thing that truly makes you happy in life!

    Early in the movie we get to see The Quatch (hope I spelled dat rite, spellin’ is important 2 luk like a kredibL riter). The Quatch is a low (or no) budget movie that the main characters made about the Sasquatch legend when they were kids. They found happiness in doing a fun project like that together and realize this is where happiness still can exist for them. These themes touched my overly dramatic heart as a writer that once said “Since I can’t seem to figure out how to get a job interview at any comic book publishers, I’m building my own personal website and writing anyway!.” This undertaking also led to my idea for Pictureless Comic Books as seen in Drawma Kingg Sidequest #s 1 through 4. I might have had no luck getting a job at a comic book company, but I was born to write comics! Now I have 4 issues available to read in the drawmakingg.com archive in just over 4 months time! Drawma Kingg Sidequest #5 is coming soon, and let me tell you, this one is an ADVENTURE! I think it will likely take the proverbial cake for best comic I ever wrote. I really hope you enjoy this upcoming exciting issue!

    January is going to be an anaconda of a month for drawmakingg.com! Classics, new movies, Drawma Kingg Sidequest #5 will probably be finished before February, AND BIG SECRET REVEAL – The Drawma Kingg theme song has been composed and recorded! We’re talkin’ just mixing and mastering stages now! Cheers to 2026 starting strong!

    It would be wrong of me not to comment on one particular concept in the film. Jack Black’s character comes to the realization that the movie has to be about something deeper, not just snakes. Didn’t we basically prove in episode number 36: ANGEL’S EGG Movie Review – What Is It About? that this is a myth? Movies don’t have to have a clear point! They can exist with or without appearing to be about something! But I’m probably wrong on all of this on account of being the man with (arguably) the lowest IQ in bipedal human history.

    Is It Worth Watching?: Surprisingly, my answer is yes. It’s not extremely funny, yet it is quite likable – mostly due to the actors/characters.

    Final Thoughts: 6/10 Crowns. The Dario Argento Inferno Poster was the best character, but Jack Black’s acting was really impressive in Anaconda. The themes of friendship and finding happiness were effective, making the film an enjoyable experience. 

    Thank you so much if you have read even a single episode of Drawma Kingg in 2025. It sincerely means the galaxy to me! Until episode #42 in 2026 – Dis Drawma Kingg is signing off!

  • DRAWMA KINGG SIDEQUEST #4 [Not A Movie Review] – “NIGHTFIRE”

    Just who is this Katie Nightfire? Born in the American South, Kathryn Nightfire lived a good life growing up with her relatively normal parents. While in college a few states away, she worked part-time as a barista at the Possibly Good Coffee House. Vendetta, the owner of the coffee shop, offered Katie a full-time manager position when she finished college. Years later, Ms. Nightfire mysteriously raised enough money to purchase the Possibly Good business completely from Vendetta. Katie became increasingly successful due to the sales of her unique-tasting coffee.

    Men and women would ask Katie out on dates constantly, only to get rejected every single time. No one had ever really interested her enough. That is, until she met William Aris. She liked that William’s manners reflected genuine consideration of others. He also made no attempt to flirt with her in any way, which was pleasantly unusual. The frustrations over that fact would surface later. Unknown to Katie, William did not even consider for one second that he was good enough for her. She would make little jokes to him when he bought cups of coffee, and once in a while, even managed to get him to have a conversation with her.

    In retrospect, Katie wishes she would have told William about her feelings sooner. It finally came out in the open on the day William Aris became Interlock. William was asking people to do ridiculous things to see if he really had persuasive superpowers or if it was his imagination. He asked Katie if she would tell him what she honestly thinks of him. With everyone in the coffee shop expecting her to say something like “You are a pleasant customer”, an unreserved Katie admitted she had a crush on him and was waiting for him to ask her out on a date. 

    Anything but William. Katie keeps telling herself to direct her thoughts elsewhere as she is traveling in the desert on the most magnificent custom built motorcycle that observers have typically ever seen. Katie would save or donate any extra money the Possibly Good takes in. In many respects, she was not the type to care about possessions. The motorcycle was the one thing she let herself spend some serious money on. Well that, and first editions of her favorite books. These luxury items cost a tiny fraction of the earnings from Possibly Good Coffee.

    Time for a cold drink, Katie thinks to herself. There was a convenience store a few miles away. Pulling up to Jasper’s Which Way Outpost brings back an old memory. Still Jasper himself inside.

    Katie: Jasper, glad to see you’re still here.

    Jasper: Do I know you?

    Katie: No, I just stopped here once many years ago. I’m sure you see lots of customers.

    Jasper: Not with a ride like that outside.

    Katie: Oh yeah, I get relentless comments on that. I’m used to it.

    Jasper was about to say something, but was interrupted by several loud people who rapidly approached the outpost. When they came into view, it was obvious that they were fixated on the bright blue motorcycle.

    Jasper: Vile criminal group. Rare to see them out this way. Call themselves Desert Metal. Don’t engage.

    Katie: Not an option. I’ll be stranded without my Blue Tornado.

    [Katie walks out the door as Jasper watches in horror.]

    Katie: I don’t mind you all admiring my bike, but could you please get off of it?

    First Unknown Member of Desert Metal: You’ve misunderstood this situation. We’ve already decided it’s ours.

    Katie: That’s funny because I have the keys, and you wouldn’t even know how to ride it.

    First Unknown Member of Desert Metal: Well then we will just have to take them from you.

    All five people on the ground were probably in need of serious medical attention. Katie jumps on the Blue Tornado and speeds off. Two cars chase after. They must have been watching the fistfight from a small distance. 

    The cars run her off road, but Katie is fast. They unfortunately know the desert way better and maneuver flawlessly. A few extremely risky turns later, she loses the vehicle that had two more Metal members in it. All that’s left to deal with is Mr. Too Much Hair Product, her mental nickname for the lone driver with brass knuckles on his hands. Eventually, the vehicles collide, sending Katie over the handlebars and through the air until she hit the ground. Mr. Too Much Hair Product was surprised that his car got it even worse, both vehicles clearly damaged beyond repair. Extremely sore, but nothing broken, Katie arises.

    [The Leader of Desert Metal stands still in front of Katie.]

    Mr. Product: The way you made us look weak. I couldn’t let you live for that.

    Katie: Are you all talk, or are you ready to fight?

    After about two minutes of going back-and-forth, Katie realizes she is just toying with him like a sparring match against a weaker opponent. She decides it’s time to finish the altercation and hits him so hard he doesn’t get back up.

    Katie was a fighter. The patrons of the Possibly Good were unaware of the reputation Katie had in her hometown. From a young age, she has studied with various self-defense, martial arts, and other alternative fight instructors. A disciplined consciousness, she chooses not to showcase these abilities unless it is to save someone or protect herself. The first and only time she ever entered a fighting competition, she embarrassed her opponent so badly that she never wanted to do it again. For her, it was not about demonstration. It was about a sense of self. Occasionally, a coworker would catch a glimpse of Katie’s exceptional skills if a rowdy obnoxious person had to be thrown out of the coffee shop.

    Katie lay against a rock, wondering how she can survive this far out in the desert. She is thirsty, hungry, and in pain from the crash (not really much from the six people she had to fight). While believing it could be the end, she loses consciousness.

    Eyes open. A desert jeep pulls up, apparently out of nowhere. The driver (with a stereotypical noir-style detective outfit) stands halfway out of the doorway.

    Ban: “My name is Ban Smith. Get in! Interlock needs you! The world needs you!”

    [Driving off – Katie in the passenger seat]

    Katie: Did William send you? How did he possibly know where to find me? How do you know Interlock?

    Ban: I’ve never met him. I don’t even exist in this universe. You’re imagining me based on a story you recently read. You’d better take the wheel.

  • CHAINSAW MAN – THE MOVIE: REZE ARC 2025 Review – What Is Love?

    Garden-Variety Hoe – The Movie was a generous gift to fans of yard tools. It was about feelings, love, romance, and lawnmowers. I am sorry, I think I keep messing up the title/premise. This week’s episode is about Chainsaw Man – The Movie: Reze Arc and also the eternal question – What is love?

    Denji (Wheelbarrow Man’s real name) falls in love with Reze, a girl that enters his life seemingly out of nowhere. A few dates in, he discovers that Reze is a devil sent to kill him. Despite all the destruction caused in the climactic battle, Denji still wants to be with Reze. This is because human beings can’t just use logic to turn their feelings off.

    What is love, objectively speaking? Reze did not love Hedge Trimmer Man by any standard definition of the concept. Her actions showed that she did not care about his well-being. Denji, however, was presented as having the typical symptoms of love towards Reze. At the very least, I would say he had an infatuation or some kind of naïve crush.

    Dis Drawma Kingg has now opened up an important tangential question. When does it become “love” in the human brain? Is it at the stage of feelings, crush, infatuation, dating, relationship, or something that endures – like marriage? If I were to take a guess (which is probably not allowed in the philosophy genre), I would say that this poorly defined thing we call “love” surfaces in the brain during the dating stage. Any feelings of elation occurring at an earlier phase may just be a one-sided attraction or obsession. 

    Final Thoughts: 7/10 Crowns. Chainsaw Man – The Movie: Reze Arc won me over with its thoughtful subtext of love versus feelings. The animation and the music were the other highlights of the film. My biggest complaint is that Power, one of the main characters in the franchise, is barely in it all. I regret that I was not able to fully answer – What is love? I feel like I had plenty of paragraphs to do this. Must’ve got sidetracked in the tool shed.